Weird title huh? It's actually relating to my new HUGE breasts! I went to town yesterday for a quick errand run & thought I'd stop to see if I could buy a new bra b/c mine are just pathetically too small now. I'm a religious Victoria's Secret customer but won't justify a $50 bra that I will only wear a few more months. Much to my surprise, I went from a 34B to a 36C!! What the....?? I couldn't believe it. My hubby on the other hand could b/c it's been his favorite part of seeing me grow. Men are so easily entertained!
So anyways, Like I was saying. Wait, What was I saying...??
Yep. that's another side effect of being pregnant. I can't keep my mind on track if my life depended on it. It's going 100 miles an hour thinking of everything from what I'm hungry for to what can I work on next.
I'm also starting to have bad dreams on a daily basis. All of which I'm being attacked or killed in some way. Oh and last night I got squished by a machine. I've looked up the pregnancy dream translator & my dreams are indicating I'm terrified of becoming a parent or that I'm feeling overwhelmed. Ummm, stupid translations. I'm more excited right now than I've ever been! I think the mind just plays funny games on you when you've got a million hormones flowing thru your body.
I had previously posted about my unexpected "discoveries" of being pregnant in this post a few weeks ago. My dear blogger friend Ashlee suggested I read "Belly Laughs" by Jenny McCarthy.
It took me a few weeks to finally go get it, but I'm so glad I did! She put all my discoveries into a hilarious book and made me feel normal for going through all these things. Minus the hemorrhoids & stretch marks.
From the exert: Jenny McCarthy tells you what to really expect when you're expecting! From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, granny panties, pregnant sex and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery.
I sat down with my book this past Sunday morning & did not get up until it was finished. Derek was playing PlayStation in our room and heard me laugh from all the way in the living room every 5 minutes!
It is a MUST READ for everyone expecting. For those of you that aren't quite there yet....I'd wait b/c it may scare the crap out of you. LOL.
I'm glad I read it though b/c it definitely put a humorous spin on everything I too have been going through these last 6 months.
OK I think I deserve some sort of pay for promoting this book ;)
5 comments:
The title to this post cracked me up!!! :)
I say enjoy the “C” while you have them, haha!!!
The title cracked me up too and so very true. I wish I was only going up to a C how nice.
Oh and for the book its a definite must read I have loved it!
HAHA, you are so silly!!!!!!! I love this post, def. put a smile on my face! I actually have that book, along time ago when we didn't realize how long it would take to get pregnant someone gave it to me, I could have read the whole book but stopped 1/2 way through, I just couldn't motivate myself to read it if I wasn't pregnant yet, so it's sitting with all my other 'one day when your pregnant' read books....haha :)
Love you little porn star!!!
You are too funny! But it is so true.. I went way home while I was pregnant and if you breastfeed they stay bigger..lol
I read that book while I was pregnant, it was soooo funny!!
LOL porn star Rosie! I know what ya mean tho, been there! I swear nursing bras were heaven after Rylie was born. I loved them! Glad you like the book! I just love how blunt she was about everything! No sugar coating! ha
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