Big Belly Delights!

I PROMISE you, this is not me complaining. I actually find all these things pretty humerous. When Derek is around, he likes to point them allll out so everyone can get a good laugh at me. At least I have a sense of humor!

I've become so big for my little frame, that I might as well be an old lady on a walker. Seriously, I've got the penguin waddle down. When I've been sitting for a while, I have a hard time getting up. Oh, and for some reason, I still think I should sit "indian-style" in my chair at work...BAD idea! My poor hips do NOT like that!
I've been getting so hot at night, I rip off my clothes and just lay there like Homer Simpson. I'm sure I look sooo attractive!

HA HA! You should see me getting in and out of my car. I drive an SUV. A Honda Pilot to be exact. Not huge, but not little either. The biggest task isn't driving it, it's getting out of it after I park next to another car. Apparently my tummy has no depth perception b/c I hop out & BAM, it hits the car next to me. Or I sometimes can't get out. So embarassing! I'm always running my poor baby into things. I hope he doesn't come out w/head problems. Uh Oh!

Then there's my belly button. It's a slight outty. And it't not gross or anything, but no matter how many layers I wear, I just can't seem to conceal it. Oh well! BTW: this cupcake looks yum!

I think I should be the one wearing those food catcher bibs! I've learned that my mouth isn't catching my food lately, so of course my tummy is. Which leads to me ruining ALL of my clothes! I keep finding stains on my shirts :(

Those are just some of my delights that I am going through. And I can't help but laugh or smile everytime I do!